Read this and I guarantee you will have a smile on your face if not, out and out laughter.
Could this work? Take it out of the unspent stimulus. It would put more money in circulation, create a new tax base and allow the higher risk group to purchase their own health care. However, I am certain an ACLU attorney could screw it up somehow!
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:52:43
Economy Fixed!
This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"
I think this guy nailed it!
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's Economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $2 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes. If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. If not, please disregard.